Less about the soccer and more about being a Portland Timbers fan.

Date: May 11, 2026

Cats: MLS | Tags: Sporting Kansas City

That was fun. A 6-0 win over Wooden Spoon leaders SKC and a historic blowout for the club. Also the fastest a team has scored four goals in their MLS era. Coincidentally, our largest victory in MLS play used to be the 7-2 win over Sporting Kansas City on May 14, 2022. Near as I can find, our largest previous victory was a Concacaf Champions League win, 5-0 over CD Marathón on April 13th, 2021. I think that was our first MLS era hat trick. All I know for sure is that we still haven’t scored one in MLS play. Yimmi Chara!

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