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July 23, 2026
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Last night’s Dallas game during a heat advisory went sort of as expected. Midweek games are sometimes not as lively, and the hot midday games can bog down a Cascadia rivalry. This was an evening game, but it was still kind of gross. Dallas guys ought to be used to that, and they’re a good team again this year, so this one was a trap lying in wait. Subbing Velde in changed everything. We managed to come back from a deficit twice, and tied in stoppage time, despite at least 3 lightning strikes late in the game. There’s supposed to be mandated delay of 30 minutes when there is a lightning strike within 8 miles of a game. This sure seemed close enough, so you have to wonder whether anyone was actually monitoring it, or the refs just decided to risk it since the game was almost over. Are there extenuating rules for delaying during stoppage? Would they have just called it? Fortunately for us, the tying goal happened about a minute or two after a strike, too quick for the powers that be to make a decision. Ithougth we were going to win this one for a while. We should have won it, but this is still a good result.

Photo courtesy of r/timbers user nomo_fomo. It’s a little more dramatic looking than it was in person. If you’re wondering how they captured it: “As soon as I heard thunder nearby, I started recording in slo-mo on my phone hoping to capture a moment like this. This photo is a screengrab from the video I shot. I made no edits to the frame itself.”

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July 20, 2026
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MLS

Last Saturday’s episode of Timbers 360 appears to have accidentally leaked the hire of Marti Cifuentes, who most recently was the gaffer for Leicester City and Queens Park Rangers while in the EFL Championship. He’s only briefly mentioned at the beginning of the show, almost as if they had a longer segment planned. Three days later there has still been no official announcement from the Timbers, although news outlets and reliable sources are reporting it. His stints with QPR and Leicester City were not the greatest, but he did well in other European leagues. He’s supposed to be an attack minded player whose teams play with a clear identity. UPDATE: Officially announced on 6/21/26.

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July 18, 2026
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MLS

Don Garber appeared Chad Ochocinco Johnson and Raheem Taylor-Parkes’ The Late Run podcast. He recalls the story of taking the presidnet of NBC Sports to a Timbers game. The verdict: “This is the best sporting event I’ve ever been to in my life.” Don also thinks the fact that people boo him means the league is succeeding.

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July 17, 2026
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Matches, MLS

A historic 5-1 beatdown of the Sounders in Seattle. It’s the first time the Sounders have given up 5 goals at home. It’s hard to pin down the stats but I think this evens the score in all-time MLS era games, all competitions, although we’re still behind in all eras. Featured image is a fan with an Oregon Trail themed scarf. Legend! Video of the announcer calling the Sounders “embarrassing” after the jump.

Interim Jack Cassidy we trust!

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July 16, 2026
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MLS
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2020's

Spotted this on the Timbers reddit. Mojotooth changed the text of the member benefit email that usually offers season ticket holders a chance to attend a training session. “As a 2026 Timbers Annual Member you have the exclusive opportunity to be the Timbers’ head coach for one of the following three upcoming matches!” Pretty damned funny, especially considering the lack of meaningful updates from the FO on our head coach search. We’ll see how that goes tonight. Kind of strange that they scheduled a big rivalry match mid-week during the World Cup. They’re hoping those “we’ll take it from here” ads running this week during World Cup will get some people to tune in. A Cascadia match usually delivers, although they have felt kind of flat lately.

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July 9, 2026
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MLS, Roster

It’s crazy that Finn didn’t get in as coaches selection or Commissioner’s pick. The announcers highlighted him and his performance as an MLS player in every match he played in the group state of the World Cup, and he even scored a goal. The only thing that makes sense is he’s already traded overseas and they haven’t announced it yet. If you ask me (nobody did) Crépeau  over Pantemis is a bit of a head scratcher too.

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June 24, 2026
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History, NASL
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80's

World Cup fever. This is a Pre-game photo of Robbie Rensenbrink and Johan Cruyff before the Timbers faced off against the Washington Diplomats in 1980. Rensenbrink and Cruyff both played on the the Netherlands World Cup team in 1974. Rensenbrink would play in the World Cup again in 1978. Photo: Gino Buysrogge.

Source: NASL Jerseys.

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June 22, 2026
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Roster

Finn Surman scored a goal in the World Cup! Is he the first Timber to score a World Cup goal? No, yes. It depends. I believe he is the first Timber to score a gaol while on the roster. Rob Rensenbrink scored four in 1978 and Takayuki Suzuki scored one in 2002, but both had yet to join the Timbers when they scored their goals. Let it soak in. Finn Surman scored a World Cup goal.

As the corner was about to happen, I called out to my son in the other room and said jokingly “Get in here, or you’ll miss Finn Surman scoring a goal against Egypt.”

Photo: Uncredited – Timbers

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June 15, 2026
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History, Stadium

Check out this rare 2010 fan pic of Multnomah/Civic stadium when it was called PGE park. This was a USL match against the Seattle Sounders. It’s a little disorienting to see a complete lack of stands on the east side. Then there’s the Oregonian building, in its death throes. Thanks to Reddit user witzpdx for the pic.

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May 26, 2026
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MLS, Roster

Well it finally happened. The Timbers and Phill Neville “mutually” parted ways. That’s what you say when you still like the guy, but he isn’t delivering the results needed. I don’t care for teams firing coaches willy-nilly without giving them enough time to make corrections, but that certainly wasn’t the case here. Most fans think we gave him too much time. Whatever your thoughts on his coaching ability, you cannot fault the guy for lack of effort, or lack of buying into the City of Portland. Sure, he looked like he bought most of his sideline Timbers gear from Target or Ross, but he was all in. Would he still be here had the San Jose game gone any different? I felt like we actually played well that match, and it mostly came down to 3 individual mistakes, and a lack of finishing from our side. Smarter soccer people than me (low bar) feel the same way. He was a likable guy, results not withstanding. I regret not getting the Portland Table Soccer Club going again in time to invite him to play Subuteo with us. I also regret the prolonged chanting of “Neville Out” while the team was still desperately trying to score goals. It should have been saved for after the final whistle.

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