Category: Misc

August 19, 2016

Yes, this is an actual, legitimate, non-photoshopped picture of Stephen Hawking wearing a Timbers scarf. Get the lowdown on KGW.com.…

June 17, 2016

Some might call it opportunism, but most members of the Timbers Army probably have a lot more colorful words to…

June 15, 2016

Go Ahead, get some Tetris action, courtesy of the Portland Timbers, complete with TA chants. Excellent. Play Set Piece. Apparently…

May 31, 2016

https://youtu.be/E_WB7eW7j9E I couldn't figure out what the tinfoil hats were for. I was sitting in 205 and they didn't quite…

May 25, 2016

https://twitter.com/ussoccer/status/735656830521597953 Darlington Nagbe scores his first goal for his country on a volley. Well done sir. After you're done watching…

May 24, 2016

https://youtu.be/28wL4Jvq2k4 Giuda is live at Dantes tonight. They should play this song over the P.A. before matches in Providence Park.…

May 16, 2016

Too soon? When I re-watched the match on the DVR all I could think of was the Stefon bit from…

May 3, 2016

https://youtu.be/1PgLQKA4vyY Not sure how I missed this, but I did. Portlandia, Season 2 Episode 8 from way back in 2012.…

April 29, 2016

There's the long and the short of it, but basically the front office at the New England Revolution made a…

April 17, 2016

Outside of Providence Park, post Timbers vs. San Jose. A happy crowd. Soccer City USA, Motherfucker!