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Patch Tag: Players

  • April 28, 2017
    Commonly called "Taka" after Takayuki Suzuki. The Kanji phonetics equate to Pootorando Teinbaasu, which is roughly Portland Timbers. Highly sought…

  • April 26, 2017
    Remember Remember - Red Bearded Defender In commemoration of the great Nat Borchers, shortly after it was revealed that he…

  • March 5, 2017
    Valeri Goes Nuts - The Magic is in the Goal Spoof on the Voodoo Doughnuts box.

  • February 21, 2017
    WWWJD? What Would Will Johnson Do? Probably run around the pitch like a madman, maybe earn a yellow with a…

  • February 18, 2017
    Come with me if you want to win. Christine Sinclair as the Terminator. Came on a 2-sided half sheet of…

  • February 13, 2017
    Do A Ridgey Roll After Liam Ridgewell's goal celebration.

  • February 9, 2017
    Fear the Beard - 7 - Kokkinomallisophobia Fear of redheads. This patch was a fundraiser in association with Nat Borchers…

  • February 7, 2017
    Arrived a Wizard, Retired a Champion. This patch commemorates the retirement of Captain Jack Jewsbury at the end of the…

  • January 27, 2017
    From the infamous "Don't tread on me" Gadsden flag.

  • January 27, 2017
    Based on the graphic for the song Magnificent 7, by the Clash. The numbers on the roulette wheel were modified…