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Category: Site News

  • December 8, 2025
    I accidentally bought these off eBay a couple weeks ago, no truly. Doing a few things at once and thought…
  • December 6, 2025
    An informal and partial tally of who was rooting for who at the Axe & Rose, about 20 minutes into…
  • November 21, 2025
    It's been 5 years since I made a post. If you're wondering what happened, read on.
  • June 26, 2019
    The construction cam is no longer active, which is to be expected, however, the stills and stop time-lapse video are…
  • May 23, 2019
    Official Timbers/Thorns Providence Park policy has banned the display of the Iron Front logo, and so it seems a previous…
  • January 18, 2019
    I added 18 new tattoos to the Timbers Tattoo Gallery, bringing the total up to 64!
  • December 19, 2018
    Wow. Losing Caleb Porter shortly after the end of the season last year was like a gut punch. We were…
  • October 28, 2018
    Bands FC reimagines soccer team logos as band logos, or vice versa. Some of them are really, really good. Some…
  • October 16, 2018
    UPDATED: Another MP tweet in the full post. Merritt Paulson may have given us a spoiler on what the 2019…
  • July 13, 2018
    LAFC front office has banned the pictured tifo from being brought into this weekend's Timber's match. In case you don't…