Asshole Merit Badge – CES
Quite possibly poking fun at Patch Patrol Merritt badges.
Dimensions: 2 5/8 x 2 5/8
Run Size:
Category: Supporter Made
Producer: RJ Blackaby
Year: 2016
Size: Small
Tags: CES, circle, wings
CES Asshole Merit Badge
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Less about the actual soccer, more about being a Portland Timbers fan.
March 2, 2019: Draw
Goals For: 3
Goals Against: 3
GP: 1
PPG: 1
Conference: 6
Supporters Shield: 9
MLS Power Ranking: 8
Goals For: 3
Goals Against: 3
GP: 1
PPG: 1
Conference: 6
Supporters Shield: 9
MLS Power Ranking: 8
March 10, 2019: Loss
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 4
GP: 2
PPG: 0.5
Conference: 10
Supporters Shield: 20
MLS Power Ranking: 11
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 4
GP: 2
PPG: 0.5
Conference: 10
Supporters Shield: 20
MLS Power Ranking: 11
March 17, 2019: Loss
Goals For: 0
Goals Against: 3
GP: 3
PPG: 0.33
Conference: 10
Supporters Shield: 22
MLS Power Ranking: 18
Goals For: 0
Goals Against: 3
GP: 3
PPG: 0.33
Conference: 10
Supporters Shield: 22
MLS Power Ranking: 18
April 1, 2019: Loss
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 2
GP: 4
PPG: 0.25
Conference: 11
Supporters Shield: 23
MLS Power Ranking: 20
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 2
GP: 4
PPG: 0.25
Conference: 11
Supporters Shield: 23
MLS Power Ranking: 20
April 7, 2019: Loss
Goals For: 0
Goals Against: 3
GP: 5
PPG: 0.2
Conference: 12
Supporters Shield: 24
MLS Power Ranking: 24
Goals For: 0
Goals Against: 3
GP: 5
PPG: 0.2
Conference: 12
Supporters Shield: 24
MLS Power Ranking: 24
April 14, 2019: Loss
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 2
GP: 6
PPG: 0.17
Conference: 12
Supporters Shield: 24
MLS Power Ranking: 24
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 2
GP: 6
PPG: 0.17
Conference: 12
Supporters Shield: 24
MLS Power Ranking: 24
April 21, 2019: Win
Goals For: 3
Goals Against: 1
GP: 7
PPG: 0.57
Conference: 11
Supporters Shield: 23
MLS Power Ranking: 23
Goals For: 3
Goals Against: 1
GP: 7
PPG: 0.57
Conference: 11
Supporters Shield: 23
MLS Power Ranking: 23
April 27, 2019: Win
Goals For: 2
Goals Against: 1
GP: 8
PPG: 0.88
Conference: 10
Supporters Shield: 22
MLS Power Ranking: 18
Goals For: 2
Goals Against: 1
GP: 8
PPG: 0.88
Conference: 10
Supporters Shield: 22
MLS Power Ranking: 18
May 5, 2019: Win
Goals For: 2
Goals Against: 1
GP: 9
PPG: 1.11
Conference: 9
Supporters Shield: 18
MLS Power Ranking: 13
Goals For: 2
Goals Against: 1
GP: 9
PPG: 1.11
Conference: 9
Supporters Shield: 18
MLS Power Ranking: 13
May 11, 2019: Loss
Goals For: 0
Goals Against: 1
GP: 10
PPG: 1
Conference: 10
Supporters Shield: 22
MLS Power Ranking: 14
Goals For: 0
Goals Against: 1
GP: 10
PPG: 1
Conference: 10
Supporters Shield: 22
MLS Power Ranking: 14
May 16, 2019: Draw
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 1
GP: 11
PPG: 1
Conference: 9
Supporters Shield: 19
MLS Power Ranking: 14
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 1
GP: 11
PPG: 1
Conference: 9
Supporters Shield: 19
MLS Power Ranking: 14
May 26, 2019: Win
Goals For: 3
Goals Against: 1
GP: 12
PPG: 1.17
Conference: 10
Supporters Shield: 20
MLS Power Ranking: 6
Goals For: 3
Goals Against: 1
GP: 12
PPG: 1.17
Conference: 10
Supporters Shield: 20
MLS Power Ranking: 6
June 2, 2019: Loss
Goals For: 2
Goals Against: 3
GP: 13
PPG: 1.08
Conference: 11
Supporters Shield: 22
MLS Power Ranking: 8
Goals For: 2
Goals Against: 3
GP: 13
PPG: 1.08
Conference: 11
Supporters Shield: 22
MLS Power Ranking: 8
June 23, 2019: Win
Goals For: 4
Goals Against: 0
GP: 14
PPG: 1.21
Conference: 11
Supporters Shield: 20
MLS Power Ranking: 5
Goals For: 4
Goals Against: 0
GP: 14
PPG: 1.21
Conference: 11
Supporters Shield: 20
MLS Power Ranking: 5
June 27, 2019: Loss
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 2
GP: 15
PPG: 1.13
Conference: 11
Supporters Shield: 22
MLS Power Ranking: 5
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 2
GP: 15
PPG: 1.13
Conference: 11
Supporters Shield: 22
MLS Power Ranking: 5
July 01, 2019: Win
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 0
GP: 16
PPG: 1.25
Conference: 9
Supporters Shield: 17
MLS Power Ranking: 3
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 0
GP: 16
PPG: 1.25
Conference: 9
Supporters Shield: 17
MLS Power Ranking: 3
July 07, 2019: Win
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 0
GP: 17
PPG: 1.35
Conference: 9
Supporters Shield: 15
MLS Power Ranking: 2
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 0
GP: 17
PPG: 1.35
Conference: 9
Supporters Shield: 15
MLS Power Ranking: 2
July 14, 2019: Draw
Goals For: 2
Goals Against: 2
GP: 18
PPG: 1.33
Conference: 10
Supporters Shield: 18
MLS Power Ranking: 3
Goals For: 2
Goals Against: 2
GP: 18
PPG: 1.33
Conference: 10
Supporters Shield: 18
MLS Power Ranking: 3
July 19, 2019: Draw
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 1
GP: 19
PPG: 1.32
Conference: 9
Supporters Shield: 18
MLS Power Ranking: 3
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 1
GP: 19
PPG: 1.32
Conference: 9
Supporters Shield: 18
MLS Power Ranking: 3
July 22, 2019: Win
Goals For: 2
Goals Against: 1
GP: 20
PPG: 1.4
Conference: 9
Supporters Shield: 17
MLS Power Ranking: 3
Goals For: 2
Goals Against: 1
GP: 20
PPG: 1.4
Conference: 9
Supporters Shield: 17
MLS Power Ranking: 3
July 28, 2019: Win
Goals For: 4
Goals Against: 0
GP: 21
PPG: 1.48
Conference: 7
Supporters Shield: 15
MLS Power Ranking: 3
Goals For: 4
Goals Against: 0
GP: 21
PPG: 1.48
Conference: 7
Supporters Shield: 15
MLS Power Ranking: 3
August 4, 2019: Loss
Goals For: 0
Goals Against: 1
GP: 22
PPG: 1.41
Conference: 8
Supporters Shield: 16
MLS Power Ranking: 5
Goals For: 0
Goals Against: 1
GP: 22
PPG: 1.41
Conference: 8
Supporters Shield: 16
MLS Power Ranking: 5
August 11, 2019: Win
Goals For: 3
Goals Against: 1
GP: 23
PPG: 1.48
Conference: 8
Supporters Shield: 13
MLS Power Ranking: 4
Goals For: 3
Goals Against: 1
GP: 23
PPG: 1.48
Conference: 8
Supporters Shield: 13
MLS Power Ranking: 4
August 14, 2019: Win
Goals For: 3
Goals Against: 2
GP: 24
PPG: 1.54
Conference: 7
Supporters Shield: 12
MLS Power Ranking: 4
Goals For: 3
Goals Against: 2
GP: 24
PPG: 1.54
Conference: 7
Supporters Shield: 12
MLS Power Ranking: 4
August 19, 2019: Loss
Goals For: 0
Goals Against: 2
GP: 25
PPG: 1.48
Conference: 7
Supporters Shield: 12
MLS Power Ranking: 5
Goals For: 0
Goals Against: 2
GP: 25
PPG: 1.48
Conference: 7
Supporters Shield: 12
MLS Power Ranking: 5
August 24, 2019: Loss
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 2
GP: 26
PPG: 1.42
Conference: 8
Supporters Shield: 14
MLS Power Ranking: 11
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 2
GP: 26
PPG: 1.42
Conference: 8
Supporters Shield: 14
MLS Power Ranking: 11
September 1, 2019: Win
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 0
GP: 27
PPG: 1.48
Conference: 8
Supporters Shield: 13
MLS Power Ranking: 10
Goals For: 1
Goals Against: 0
GP: 27
PPG: 1.48
Conference: 8
Supporters Shield: 13
MLS Power Ranking: 10
September 8, 2019: Win
Goals For: 2
Goals Against: 1
GP: 28
PPG: 1.54
Conference: 6
Supporters Shield: 9
MLS Power Ranking: 8
Goals For: 2
Goals Against: 1
GP: 28
PPG: 1.54
Conference: 6
Supporters Shield: 9
MLS Power Ranking: 8
September 16, 2019: Loss
Goals For: 0
Goals Against: 1
GP: 29
PPG: 1.48
Conference: 7
Supporters Shield: 12
MLS Power Ranking: 8
Goals For: 0
Goals Against: 1
GP: 29
PPG: 1.48
Conference: 7
Supporters Shield: 12
MLS Power Ranking: 8
September 19, 2019: Loss
Goals For: 0
Goals Against: 2
GP: 30
PPG: 1.43
Conference: 8
Supporters Shield: 14
MLS Power Ranking: 8
Goals For: 0
Goals Against: 2
GP: 30
PPG: 1.43
Conference: 8
Supporters Shield: 14
MLS Power Ranking: 8
September 22, 2019: Draw
Goals For: 0
Goals Against: 0
GP: 31
PPG: 1.42
Conference: 8
Supporters Shield: 14
MLS Power Ranking: 15
Goals For: 0
Goals Against: 0
GP: 31
PPG: 1.42
Conference: 8
Supporters Shield: 14
MLS Power Ranking: 15
September 26, 2019: Draw
Goals For: 2
Goals Against: 2
GP: 32
PPG: 1.41
Conference: 6
Supporters Shield: 12
MLS Power Ranking: 15
Goals For: 2
Goals Against: 2
GP: 32
PPG: 1.41
Conference: 6
Supporters Shield: 12
MLS Power Ranking: 15
September 30, 2019: Draw
Goals For: 2
Goals Against: 2
GP: 33
PPG: 1.39
Conference: 6
Supporters Shield: 12
MLS Power Ranking: 15
Goals For: 2
Goals Against: 2
GP: 33
PPG: 1.39
Conference: 6
Supporters Shield: 12
MLS Power Ranking: 15
October 6, 2019: Win
Goals For: 3
Goals Against: 1
GP: 34
PPG: 1.44
Conference: 6
Supporters Shield: 11
MLS Power Ranking: 11
Goals For: 3
Goals Against: 1
GP: 34
PPG: 1.44
Conference: 6
Supporters Shield: 11
MLS Power Ranking: 11