Listen to the Soccer Made in Portland podcast. Each week they predict the results of the next Timbers and Thorns matches, as well as making a side bet. The following week they assign points on an arbitrary scale based on the results. This is a running total of those predictions and point scores. You might think I’d have better things to do with my time, and you’d be right. Check out the 2016 totals here.
NOTE: Due to the hard drive failure that resulted in this site being down for 4 months (!!) the point totals and prediction results are not 100% filled out. If you happen to be able to fill in a few of these missing areas, please contact me.
Key: This prediction came true. This prediction failed.
| Match Results |
Points Given in Podcast | ||||||
| C | J | Chris | Jamie | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Match Predictions | 32 | 32 | 581.638 | 492.2246972 | |||
| Side Bets | 8 | 10 | |||||
| Podcast | Predictions | ||||||
| Episode 40 | Timbers vs Houston Dynamo Chris: 3 – 1 | Diego Valeri hat trick Jamie: 2 – 2 | Alvas Powell goal |
W | D | L | |||
| Episode 39 | Timbers @ Houston Dynamo Chris: 1 – 1 | Blanco goal Jamie: 2 – 2 | Mattocks goal |
D | D | D | 11.632 | 9.79 | |
| Episode 38 | Timbers vs Vancouver Whitecaps Chris: 3 – 1 | Adi goal Jamie: 2 -1 | Nagbe goal |
W | W | W | 15 | 21 | |
| Episode 37 | Timbers vs DC United Chris: 3 – 0 | Mattocks goal Jamie: 2 – 0 | Blanco goal, Blanco assist |
W | W | W | 25 | 29 | |
| Thorns vs NC Courage – NWSL Championship! Chris: 3 – 1 | Hailey Rasso brace Jamie: 1 – 0 | Tobin Heath goal |
W | W | W | 20 | 35 | ||
| Episode 36 | Thorns vs Orlando Pride Chris: 2 – 0 | Tobin Heath 2 assists Jamie: 2 -1 | Kling 2 assists |
W | W | W | 17.92 | 17.92 | |
| Episode 35 | Timbers vs San Jose Chris: 1 – 1 | Larrys Mabiala goal Jamie: 3 – 3 | Mattocks goal |
D | D | L | |||
| Thorns vs Chicago Red Stars Chris: 3 – 1 | Lindsey Horan goal and assist Jamie: 2 – 0 | Nadia Nadim goal |
W | W | W | ||||
| Episode 34 | Timbers vs Orlando Chris: 3 – 1 | Sebastian Blanco brace Jamie: 2 – o | Liam Ridgewell Goal |
W | W | W | 28 | 28 | |
| Thorns @ Orlando Chris: 1 – 1 | Tobin Heath late sub goal Jamie: 2 – 1 | Christine Sinclair goal |
D | W | D | 6.5 | 0 | ||
| Episode 33 | Timbers @ RSL Chris: 2 – 2 | Banco goal, assist Jamie: 3 – 2 | Valeri hat trick |
D | W | L | 0 | 0 | |
| Episode 32 | Timbers vs NYCFC Chris: 0 – 3 | Mattocks missed sitter Jamie: 1 -2 | Valeri goal |
L | L | W | 0 | 3.72 | |
| Thorns vs Boston Breakers Chris: 3 – 1 | Nadim goal Jamie: 2 – 0 | Emily Sonnet goal |
W | W | W | 4.26 | 9.31 | ||
| Thorns vs Washington Spirit Chris: No prediction Jamie: 3 – 0 | Christine Sinclair hat trick |
W | W | 0 | 22.71 | |||
| Episode 31 | Timbers @ Seattle Chris: 1 – 2 | Dempsey brace, Dempsey red arguable Jamie: 0 – 1 | Timbers goal VAR disallowed |
L | L | D | |||
| Thorns @ Seattle Reign Chris: 2 – 2 | Hailey Rasso goal Jamie: 2 – 1 | Nadia Nadim goal |
D | W | W | ||||
| Timbers vs Colorado Rapids Chris: 3 – 1 | Blanco brace Jamie: 2 – 0 | Valeri 2 goal |
W | W | W | ||||
| Episode 30 | Timbers vs. NYRB Chris: 4 – 1 | Adi hat trick! Jamie: 1 – 1 | Larrys Mabialla goal |
W | D | W | 6.21 | 0 | |
| Thorns @ FC Kansas City Chris: 3 – 1 | Horan brace Jamie: 2 – 1 | Sinclair brace |
W | W | L | 0 | 0 | ||
| Episode 29 | Timbers @ Toronto Chris: 2 – 2 | Asprilla late equalizer Jamie: 1 – 3 | Blanco goal |
D | L | L | 0 | 14.76 | |
| Thorns @ Chicago Red Stars Chris: 1 – 1 | Nadia Nadim equalizer Jamie: 1 – 0 | Adrianna Franch saves PK |
D | W | W | 0 | 11.63 | ||
| Episode 28 | Timbers vs L.A. Galaxy Chris: 3 – 2 | Adi brace Jamie: 2 – 1 | Banco brace |
W | W | W | 15 | 15 | |
| Thorns vs. Houston Dash Chris: 3 – 1 | Emily Sonnet assist Jamie: 4 – 1 | Rasso goal |
W | W | W | 11 | 9 | ||
| Episode 27 | Timbers vs. Houston Dynamo Chris: 1 – 3 | Arboleda goal Jamie: 1 – 2 | Adi goal |
L | L | D | 0 | 1.79 | |
| ? | Timbers @ Whitecaps Chris: 1 – 4 | Asprilla missed sitter Jamie: 0 – 3 | Ousted PK save |
L | L | W | 0 | 0 | |
| Thorns vs. Washington Spirit Chris: 3 – 0 | Rasso Brace Jamie: 2 – 0 | Sinclair brace |
W | W | W | 5.17 | 14.32 | ||
| Episode 26 | Timbers vs. RSL Chris: 2 – 1 | Larrys Mabiala goal Jamie: 3 – 2 | Diego Valeri hat trick |
W | W | L | 0 | 0 | |
| Thorns vs. North Carolina Courage Chris: 1 – 0 | Lindsey Horan goal, Allie Long assist Jamie: 2 – 2 | Allie Long goal |
W | D | W | 18 | 0 | ||
| Episode 25 | Timbers vs. Chicago Fire Chris: 2 – 2 | Blanco Goal, Blanco assist Jamie: 1 – 2 | Asprilla goal |
D | L | D | 55 | 0 | |
| Thorns @ Houston Dash Chris: 1- 1 | Lindsey Horan Goal Jamie: 2 – 1 | Ashleigh Sykes goal |
D | W | D | 65 | 0 | ||
| Episode 24 | Timbers @ SKC Chris: 1 – 4 | Lawrence Ollum goal Jamie: 0 – 2 | Both goals after 60th minute |
L | L | D | 0.179 | 0.179 | |
| Thorns @ Reign Chris: 1 – 3 | Adrianna Franch penalty save Jamie: 1 – 1 | Christine Sinclair goal |
L | D | L | 9.22 | 0 | ||
| Thorns vs. FCKC Chris: 2 – 1 | Ashleigh Sykes goal Jamie: 1 – 0 | Hayley Raso assist |
W | W | W | 3.92 | 17.23 | ||
| Episode 23 | Timbers vs Sounders Chris: 3 – 1 | Asprilla goal Jamie: 1 – 0 | Valeri goal |
W | W | D | 9.87 | 0 | |
| Thorns @ Washington Spirit Chris: 1 – 0 | Allie Long goal Jamie: 2 – 0 | Nadim brace |
W | W | L | 0 | 0 | ||
| Timbers @ Minnesota Chris: 2 – 2 | Blanco goal Jamie: | Guzman goal |
D | W | L | 0 | 0 | ||
| Episode 22 | Timbers @ Colorado Chris: 4 – 1 | Nagbe goal Jamie: 2 – 0 | Valeri goal, Adi goal |
W | W | L | 0 | 0 | |
| Thorns vs. Sky Blue FC Chris: 4 – 1 | Sinclair goal Jamie: 2 – 0 | Tobin Heath assist |
W | W | L | 1.93 | 0 | ||
| Timbers @ Seattle (USOC) Chris: 1 – 3 | Jeremy Ebobisse goal Jamie: 2 – 4 | Marco Farfan 2 assists |
L | L | L | 6.371 | 6.371 | ||
| Episode 21 | Timbers vs FC Dallas Chris: 4- 2 | Blanco brace Jamie: 2 – 1 | Adi goal |
W | W | W | 8.69 | 16.37 | |
| Episode 20 | Timbers vs San Jose Chris: 2 – 0 | Valeri goal, assist Jamie: 2 – 1 | Chara goal |
W | W | W | 42.179 | 11.1736972 | |
| Thorns @ Sky Blue FC Chris: 2 -1 | Allie long late winner Jamie: 1 – 0 | Hailey Rasso goal |
W | W | W | 17.961 | 17.961 | ||
| Episode 19 | Timbers @ Seattle Chris: 1 – 3 | Mattocks consolation goal Jamie: 2 – 3 | Valeri 2 assists |
L | L | L | 3 | 3 | |
| Thorns vs Breakers Chris: 3 -1 | Christine Sinclair brace Jamie: 2 -1 | Lindsey Horan 2 assists |
W | W | W | 15 | 15 | ||
| Episode 18 | Timbers @ Montreal Chris: 1 – 2 | Diego Valeri goal Jamie: 0 – 1 | Ignacio Piatti goal |
L | L | L | 22 | 20 | |
| Thorns @ Breakers Chris: 0 – 2 | Rose Lavelle goal and assist Jamie: 1 – 1 | Lindsey Horan goal |
L | D | D | 0 | 12 | ||
| Episode 17 | Timbers vs Atlanta United Chris: 3 – 1 | Adi brace Jamie: 2 – 1 | 2 Valeri assists |
W | W | D | 0 | 0 | |
| Thorns vs. FC KC Chris: 0 – 0 | Nadim hits post Jamie: 1 – 0 | Allie Long goal |
W | D | D | 0 | 11 | ||
| Episode 16 | Timbers @ San Jose Earthquakes Chris: 1 – 1 | Blanco goal Jamie: 2 – 1 | Mattocks goal |
D | W | L | 0 | 0 | |
| Thorns vs. Seattle Reign Chris: 2 – 1 | Lindsey Horan goal, assist Jamie: 1 – 0 | Allie Long goal |
W | W | D | 0 | 8 | ||
| Episode 15 | Timbers @ Dallas Chris: 1 – 3 | Urruti brace Jamie: 0 – 2 | Bario goal |
L | L | D | 0 | 0 | |
| Thorns vs. Chicago Red Stars Chris: 2 – 1 | Tobin Heath winning goal Jamie: 2 – 0 | Henry goal |
W | W | W | 9 | 9 | ||
| Episode 14 | Timbers vs. Vancouver Whitecaps Chris: 3 – 0 | Adi brace Jamie: 2 – 0 | Blanco goal |
W | W | W | 8 | 10 | |
| Thorns @ Carolina Courage Chris: 1 – 1 | Rasso goal Jamie: 2 – 1 | Sinclair brace |
D | W | L | 0 | 0 | ||
| Episode 13 | Timbers vs. Sporting Kansas City Chris: 2 – 1 | Sebastián Blanco goal Jamie: 1 – 0 | Nagbe goal |
W | W | L | 0 | 0 | |
| Thorns vs. Orlando Pride Chris: 2 – 1 | Amandine Henry goal Jamie: 3 -1 | Allie Long goal |
W | W | W | 9.71 | 10.36 | ||
| Episode 12 | Timbers @ Philadelphia Union Chris: 3 – 1 | Nagbe goal Jamie: 2 – 1 | Adi goal, Valeri goal |
W | W | W | 68.2 | 9.7 | |
| Episode 11 | Timbers vs. New England Revolution Chris: 3 – 1 | Sebastián Blanco goal Jamie: 2 – 1 | Adi brace |
W | W | D | 0 | 0 | |
| Episode 10 | Timbers @ Columbus Crew Chris: 2 – 1 | Valeri 1st minute goal Jamie: 2 – 2 | Mattocks goal |
W | D | L | 0 | 0 | |
| Episode 9 | Timbers vs. Houston Dynamo Chris: 3 – 1 | Blanco goal Jamie: 3 – 2 | Valeri brace |
W | W | W | 17 | 30 | |
| Episode 8 | Timbers @ LA Galaxy Chris: 2-2 | 2 Valeri assists Jamie: 2-1 | Blanco goal |
D | W | W | 0.716 | 13.93 | |
| Episode 7 | Home opener vs. Minnesota Chris: 3-1 | Nagbe scores first goal of 2017 Jamie: 2-0 | Adi brace |
W | W | W | 25 | 28 | |